These actual classified ads are proof that some companies just aren't worth working for.
Waitress wanted. Must be 18 years old with 20 years’ experience.
Wanted, SCUBA diving instructor: no experience necessary.
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Recruitment co-ordinator: You will assist in the day to day ruining of the team.
Now hiring: cemetery superintendent. The ideal candidate must be able to supervise in a fast-paced environment.
Piano player wanted. Must have knowledge of opening clams.
Teacher Needed: 3-year old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.
Cab drivers wanted. Must have good driving & criminal record.
Wanted: A counseling psychologist to coordinate mental health prevention initiatives.
Job offer: To cook people with or without experience.
Wanted, ‘Insurance commercial executive: Strong comunnication skilss.